Do Unto Others

Two puppets find a fun-filled time of learning that we are all equal.

Cast:  Two puppets and a person

Script:

Preacher Bill comes in carrying suitcase, sets suitcase down.

Preacher Bill:  Good to see you again, boys and girls!  You know, I've been thinking about what we could talk about today.  And I can't seem to come up with any real good ideas.  I wonder, maybe you could help me.  Can you think of some ideas?

If the children make some suggestions, Preacher Bill responds receptively, "Good idea!  Anything else?", etc.
After a short time Homer and Henry speak from inside the suitcase.

Homer:        I don't understand!  They are looking for ideas.  How come Preacher Bill doesn't bring out the idea man!

Henry:        The idea man?  Who's the idea man?

Homer:        Duh!  Me, Homer!  Why, they used to always call me Homer Solutions!

Henry:        Homer Solutions?  I thought they called you Homer Lone.

Homer:        Homer Lone?  Henry, what are you talking about?  Homer Lone!

Henry:        Yeh, you know, like the movie!  Homer Lone.

Homer:        The movie, Homer Lone?  Never heard of it!  And I know all the movies!

Henry:        You don't get it?  Homer Lone!  As in "Homer Lone".  You know, Homer . . Lone.  Home . . . er . . . lone.  Home . . . a . .. lone.  Home alone, get it?  The movie, "Home Alone"!  Get it?

Homer:        You know Henry, you've come up with some real doosies, but this one takes the cake!  Homer Lone!  Really!

Preacher Bill:  Homer!  Henry!  I'm talking to these young folks here at (church name).  Would you please be so kind as to keep your voices down?

Henry:        Sorry Preacher Bill.  But Homer said that he was a . . .

Homer:        I simply pointed out to Henry, the obvious!  I am the one who always comes up with the good ideas!  I mean, it's really not Henry's fault!  I mean, he can't help it if his hair isn't red, like mine!

Henry:        My hair isn't red, like yours?  What ever does the color of my hair have to do with good ideas?

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