Refund policy
DramaShares Grand Terms & Conditions!
(Cue dramatic music. The curtain rises. A spotlight shines on center stage…)
Narrator (with enthusiasm):
“Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed thespians, and beloved members of the DramaShare family! We welcome you to a world where storytelling brings faith to life! But before we begin, let’s lay down some ground rules—because every great performance needs a well-rehearsed script, right?”
ACT I: COPYRIGHT – The Sacred Script!
The Law of the Land (and Stage):
Every DramaShare script is a treasured masterpiece, copyrighted and protected! We love creative performances, but before you get carried away rewriting entire acts… STOP! Only minor script changes are allowed without prior approval.
What’s Allowed?
- Gender swaps? Maybe… but not for Biblical characters (God and Jesus are always cast as themselves!).
- Adjusting words for clarity or local flavor? Sure!
- Need major edits? Call in our expert “Script Tweakers” for assistance!
What’s NOT Allowed?
- Sharing DramaShare scripts outside your intended grand performance.
- Altering a script and claiming it as your own (that’s copyright theft, dear friend!).
Moral of the story: When in doubt, ASK FIRST! We’ll work with you to make sure your production shines!
Plain Speak Version:
- All scripts are copyrighted by DramaShare.
- Small adaptations are permitted; major edits require approval.
- Scripts may not be copied, shared, or redistributed.
- Do not alter or claim scripts as your own.
ACT II: THE ART OF ACQUIRING SCRIPTS
Narrator: (lowers voice to a dramatic whisper)
"Did you know? Every DramaShare script is like a library book. You get to borrow it for a whole 365 days, but ownership always belongs to DramaShare! Think of us as the stage director—you bring the performance, we provide the words!"
Important Plot Points:
- You may hold and use a script for 365 days after purchase.
- After 365 days, if you haven’t renewed, it’s time to bid farewell—delete, destroy, and discard all copies (dramatic exit optional).
- Scripts must be purchased only from our official website—anywhere else, and you’re dealing with script smugglers!
Narrator (gasping):
"Protect the integrity of the ministry! Don’t let piracy steal the show!"
ACT III: MEMBERSHIP—THE VIP BACKSTAGE PASS!
Narrator:
“Now let’s talk about the golden ticket—the DramaShare Annual Membership! A treasure trove of scripts awaits those who join the club!”
Membership Perks:
- UNLIMITED access to all scripts for a full year!
- The ability to download, print, and share scripts within your church.
- Passwords? Only for your church’s ministry leaders! Keep them safe—don’t share with the rival theater troupe down the street!
But beware!
If membership lapses, poof! (imaginary smoke effect), all scripts must be deleted or destroyed. If you want an exception, talk to us—we don’t bite!
Plain Speak Version:
- Scripts are licensed for 365 days.
- At the end of the license period, all copies must be deleted unless renewed.
- Scripts must be obtained directly from DramaShare; third-party distribution is unauthorized.
ACT IV: PRICING – NO DRAMATIC SURPRISES!
💰 All prices are in U.S. dollars—so whether you’re performing in the USA, Canada, or the distant lands of Narnia, that’s the currency you’ll see!
💰 Canadian customers pay GST or HST (Sorry, our magical tax powers don’t let us change that).
💰 Some banks charge international transaction fees. That’s between you and your bank, folks—we’re just here for the drama!
Plain Speak Version:
- Prices are listed in U.S. dollars.
- Canadian customers are responsible for GST/HST.
- Customers outside the U.S. may be charged international or foreign transaction fees by their banks.
ACT V: RETURNS & REFUNDS – THE FINAL SCENE
🎭 Digital Goods (Scripts, Memberships, Manuals)
- Once a script is downloaded, it can’t be “returned” or refunded.
- Not sure if a script fits your needs? Check out the sample pages provided online, or reach out before you buy—we’re happy to offer a larger preview so you can make sure it’s the right fit.
EPILOGUE: FINAL BOW 🎭
Narrator (stepping forward, arms open):
"And there you have it—the DramaShare Terms & Conditions, told as they were meant to be… with a little flair!"
🎤 Your role? Follow the rules, respect the scripts, and keep spreading God’s message through drama! We’re here to support your creative ministry, one act at a time.
(Curtain falls. Thunderous applause.)