The Very Best China

Sexual purity is beyond all prized possessions. An item of great worth, purchased at great cost, treated with awe-filled respect, never to be cheapened or demeaned.
Never.

actress comes on stage carrying a plate
speaks, angry

The nerve of them!
Imagine!

holds up the plate

Dog food on this . . . this . . . treasure!

turns plate over, points

Royal Dalton! . . . Only the very best, the finest china.
And visitors . . . . feed their . . . dog . . . an animal . . . a scruffy animal . . . on my very best china!
And what does my visitor have to say when I ask him what he was thinking of . .?
He says, “I didn’t think you would object.”

totally amazed

He didn’t . . . think . . . . . I would object!

points to plate

That I would object to this most exquisite item, one of a kind . . being treated like some cheap worthless old throw away plastic bowl at McDonalds!
I mean it is beyond objectionable, far beyond deplorable, much more than a calamity . . it is . . .
Look, there are no words in the English language to explain just how . . . . how . . . offensive this is!
A mangy mutt of a dog, violating a one-of-a-kind . . . .
The very thought of dog food being served on my very best china!

looks lovingly at plate

My dad gave me this plate. I can only guess what he went through, the cost to him that I could have an item such as this.
No, no, something like this should not be misused. But it’s not just that this plate should not be misused . . . a treasure like this should be solely reserved for the very best of occasions, for the very best of guests, at the most significant events.
Reserved. . . . Set aside. . . . Held in reserve.

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Sexual purity is beyond all prized possessions. An item of great worth, purchased at great cost, treated with awe-filled respect, never to be cheapened or demeaned.
Never.

actress comes on stage carrying a plate
speaks, angry

The nerve of them!
Imagine!

holds up the plate

Dog food on this . . . this . . . treasure!

turns plate over, points

Royal Dalton! . . . Only the very best, the finest china.
And visitors . . . . feed their . . . dog . . . an animal . . . a scruffy animal . . . on my very best china!
And what does my visitor have to say when I ask him what he was thinking of . .?
He says, “I didn’t think you would object.”

totally amazed

He didn’t . . . think . . . . . I would object!

points to plate

That I would object to this most exquisite item, one of a kind . . being treated like some cheap worthless old throw away plastic bowl at McDonalds!
I mean it is beyond objectionable, far beyond deplorable, much more than a calamity . . it is . . .
Look, there are no words in the English language to explain just how . . . . how . . . offensive this is!
A mangy mutt of a dog, violating a one-of-a-kind . . . .
The very thought of dog food being served on my very best china!

looks lovingly at plate

My dad gave me this plate. I can only guess what he went through, the cost to him that I could have an item such as this.
No, no, something like this should not be misused. But it’s not just that this plate should not be misused . . . a treasure like this should be solely reserved for the very best of occasions, for the very best of guests, at the most significant events.
Reserved. . . . Set aside. . . . Held in reserve.

The complete script, plus all 2,000 other DramaShare scripts, are available at no charge to DramaShare members, non-members may purchase the individual script.